A Haunted House 2

A Haunted House 2 (2014)
Director: Michael Tiddes
Tagline: « It’ll scare the #2 out of you. »
Actors:
Malcolm
Noreen
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Rating:  vote average (26’442 votes)
Quotes: « Malcolm: [Writing in a journal] Is Agouhl… the same demon… that possessed Kisha? When… are the republicans gonna slip… and call Obama the N-word? When… are they gonna stop making scary movies… without the Wayans? They fucking suck! » « Tough Voice Guy: You need to hang up that computer call, come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romantical… » « Malcolm: [Screams, after lifting the safe off of a dead Shiloh] MY FUCKING DOG IS A PANCAKE! »
Runtime:86 minutes
Plots: Having exorcised the demons of his ex, Malcolm is starting fresh with his new girlfriend and her two children. After moving into their dream home, however, Malcolm is once again plagued by bizarre paranormal events. After losing his beloved Kisha in a car accident, Malcolm starts anew, by remarrying Megan, a mother of two. When things begin to get back into their paranormal ways, targeting both the children and the property, things complicate even more when his back-to-life Kisha moves into the neighborhood. Malcolm Johnson and his cousin Ray-Ray are driving Malcolm’s possessed girlfriend Kisha to the hospital after he beat her senseless for trying to attack him. Kisha starts making a fuss and fights Malcolm, then breathes into Ray’s face. He passes out at the wheel and collides with a truck. Somehow, everybody is okay, but Malcolm and Ray leave an unconscious Kisha in the backseat and run away. A year later, Malcolm moves in with his girlfriend Megan, an insecure woman with two kids, her bratty and promiscuous teenage daughter Becky and her son Wyatt, who has a stereo-typically black imaginary friend named Tony. The family moves into a new home with their dog, Shiloh Jr. After the movers hang a safe next to the lawn, an invisible force unties the rope tied to a support beam, causing the safe to fall on the dog and crush him. Malcolm hysterically cries all the way to when they bury the dog.

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