Disorderlies

Quotes: « Kool: I asked for a cheeseburger, one lousy cheeseburger. All they got is filet mignon. » [Kool, Buffy, and Markie sneak back into the house and quietly get Albert in his all terrain wheelchair suddenly the lights come on followed by Chauncey giving two growling barks. Everyone's standing there and Kool, Buffy, and Mark realize they've been caught] « Winslow Lowry: You've ruined my plans for the evening. » [after a second's pause] « Winslow Lowry: Listen, from now on I want Albert at home. Where he belongs. Where he's safe. Where he's loved. » « Albert Dennison: Chill out, Winslow. We just went to an all night drug store to get some medicine. And it worked. » « Nursing Home Owner: [enters from the kitchen; angry tone] Who took the chocolate cakes? Buffy! Kool! Mark! » « Buffy: [to himself] Damn! » « Kool: [to himself] Shit! » « Markie: [to himself] Busted! » « Nursing Home Owner: Okay now, there were sixteen chocolate cakes in that refrigerator. Where are they? » « Kool: [mumbling] I don't know. » « Nursing Home Owner: I have had it up to here! This is the fifth time that's happened in a week. » « Markie: [Markie, Buffy, and Kool are all pointing at each other saying] It was him. » « Nursing Home Owner: Now, if any of you didn't do it, then who had the keys to the refrigerator? » « Buffy: Not me. » [suddenly, the keys that one of them have drop to the floor] « Nursing Home Owner: What was that? » « Kool: What was what? » « Nursing Home Owner: Ah, pick those up! »