Fifty Shades of Black

Quotes: « Christian Black: And now the real torture begins. » [Hannah screams, Christian chuckles] « Christian Black: Where were we? » [Hannah screams again as Christian deviously chuckles] « Hannah Steele: [as she cries] I can't remember the safe word. » « Christian Black: Chapter 23… » [Hannah screams again as Christian pulls "Fifty Shades of Grey" in hardcover up] « Christian Black: "It was a cold, gloomy day in Seattle…" » [puts the book down in revulsion] « Christian Black: Oh, God, this book is 50 shades of fucking terrible. Who wrote this, a third grader? » « Hannah Steele: [screaming] Please go back to the water torture thing! » [Christian scans his wall of whips, including those from Glory, Roots, Django Unchained, 10 Years a Slave, and finally Joe Jackson, which is a belt] « Christian Black: Nothing says ass whipping like good ol' Joe Jackson. » « Hannah Steele: You want me to be somebody that I am not. » « Christian Black: No, no. It's not me that's changing you, it's you that's changing me! » « Hannah Steele: Wait a minute… that's a line from the movie Radio. » « Christian Black: No it's not. » « Hannah Steele: Yeah, yeah. The movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. where he played this mentally disabled athlete. "It's not us that's teaching Radio, it's Radio that's teaching us"! » « Christian Black: Nah, my- mine is way different. » « Hannah Steele: It's the same premise. » « Christian Black: You complete me? » « Hannah Steele: Jerry Maguire, also starring Cuba Gooding Jr. I don't understand your whole fixation on him. » « Christian Black: You know, all this time I thought I wasn't in the right place, but I was! » « Hannah Steele: That's Snowdogs. » « Christian Black: Goddammit! I gotta stop binging on Netflix. »