House Party

Quotes: « Pop: [When Kid is about to go to bed] I wouldn't do that just yet. » [smack] « Pop: 'Cause your ass is mine. » « Kid: [music starts] Look, Pop, I can explain… » « Pop: I'll whip that damn high top fade up off ya. I'm sick of your shit. I done worked too hard and too » [smack] « Pop: LONG for you to be running over me like you're outta your damn mind. I done walked all across this damn city, got stopped by the » [smack] « Pop: GOD-damn law, looking for your monkey ass. » [Kid: Pop!] « Pop: All y'all kids over there dancing, » [smack] « Pop: doing the grind, and the » [smack] « Pop: PEEPIN' and hiding, but I know your ass. You was there, wasn't ya? Wasn't ya? Wasn't ya? WASN'T YA? » [smack] « Pop: I'm running the show around here. I'm wearing the pants and the apron, and I'm wearing yo' ass OUT! » [4 smacks] « Pop: Whip ya 'till I get sleepy, 'cause I'm wide awoke, 'cause I » [smack] « Pop: JUST woke up. You think 'cause you're, you're big and yellow, I'm supposed to be like Mello. Hell » [smack] « Pop: NAW! I'll start a fight in an empty » [smack] « Pop: ROOM! » [Kid: Ow!] « Pop: You can call Child Abusers if you » [smack] « Pop: WANT to, but they better not come in here 'cause I'll kick their ass too. » [3 smacks] « Pop: I'm gonna give you a whipping from now ON! I'll kick the cowboy shit out of you. » [horse neigh, gallop, smack] « Kid: Hey, Pop! Pop! » « Pop: Get your ass to bed. And don't wake up 'till I TELL you to! » « Pop: I'm from a small town called "Fresh Off a Cop's Ass", and you're making me homesick. » « Bilal: Kick your bitch to the curb and let me ride with my equipment! I'm the DJ. » « LaDonna: Bitch? Who you callin' a bitch? Your mama's a sorry bitch. » « Bilal: Hey, my mama ain't no bitch. » « LaDonna: If I'm a bitch, your mama's a bitch. » « Bilal: Hey, I'll kick your ass. I'll fight a girl. » « LaDonna: I know. I heard your ass was beat by a couple. »