Stormy Weather

Quotes: « Blackface Comedian #1: [Part One of the routine; Car breaks down] Whoa! » « Blackface Comedian #2: What's wrong with it? » « Blackface Comedian #1: Well, I'd… » « Blackface Comedian #2: Where'd you have it fixed? » « Blackface Comedian #1: I just had it worked on. » « Blackface Comedian #2: Who worked on it? » « Blackface Comedian #1: The man that's got the garage… » « Blackface Comedian #2: Well, he ain't no good. The man you want is the man… » « Blackface Comedian #1: I had him. He's the one that ruined it. » « Blackface Comedian #2: Well, I see you got plenty water, but is you outta gas? » « Blackface Comedian #1: No, it ain't that. I think maybe it's… » « Blackface Comedian #2: Oh, it couldn't be that. » « Blackface Comedian #1: Well, there ain't much wrong with it. » « Blackface Comedian #2: What you need is some of them new gadgets. You know, the kind that you buy… » « Blackface Comedian #1: I just bought some. » « Blackface Comedian #2: Oh, not them. I mean the kind what fastens where they fits. A whole dozen'll cost about… » « Blackface Comedian #1: That's too much money. I can't afford it. I got to get some that don't cost no more… » « Blackface Comedian #2: You can't get 'em that cheap. » « Blackface Comedian #1: Well, we can get the car fixed up good maybe for around… » « Blackface Comedian #2: No, what you need is a new car. » « Blackface Comedian #1: Yeah. The kind like my uncle had. He made a trip out… » « Blackface Comedian #2: Did he go out there? » « Blackface Comedian #1: Sure. I thought all the time he was gonna go… » « Blackface Comedian #2: He did, but not that time. » « Blackface Comedian #1: Well, what's he doin' now? » « Blackface Comedian #2: Since he been back, he's been very busy gettin' ready for what he thinks… » « Blackface Comedian #1: Is that so? » « Blackface Comedian #2: Sure. » « Blackface Comedian #1: Well, I guess like all bachelors, he's… » « Blackface Comedian #2: No, no. Not him. He gonna get married. » « Selina Rogers: [singing] Zulu man is feelin' blue, Hear his heart beat a little tattoo. Diga diga doo, diga doo doo, Diga diga doo, diga doo… » « Blackface Comedian #1: [Part Two of the routine] Well, I guess like all bachelors, he's… » « Blackface Comedian #2: No, no. Not him. He gonna get married. » « Blackface Comedian #1: He is? » « Blackface Comedian #2: Yeah, he's gonna marry the widow whose husband used to be… » « Blackface Comedian #1: She's a fine lady. » « Blackface Comedian #2: Mm-hmm. » « Blackface Comedian #1: But listen – I heard that one time she… » « Blackface Comedian #2: That was her daughter! » « Blackface Comedian #1: Oh. » « Blackface Comedian #2: You see, I'm keeping company with her. » « Blackface Comedian #1: You is? » « Blackface Comedian #2: Yeah, I been engaged to her ever since the time… » « Blackface Comedian #1: I didn't know you knowed her that long. » « Blackface Comedian #2: Sure. » « Blackface Comedian #1: I worked with her brother. And one day on the job, the first thing I know… » « Blackface Comedian #2: That was your fault. Now, what you should have done was… » « Blackface Comedian #1: I did. » « Blackface Comedian #2: You see that? » « Blackface Comedian #1: Now that why I like talk to you. » « Blackface Comedian #2: Yeah. » « Blackface Comedian #1: 'Cause me and you can agree with one another. » « Blackface Comedian #2: Sure. » « Blackface Comedian #1: You know one thing. When I get the car fixed up, I'm gonna take you and your girl out for a ride sometime. » « Blackface Comedian #2: That'll be great. » « Blackface Comedian #1: Can you make it… » « Blackface Comedian #2: I'll be busy then. » « Blackface Comedian #1: When can you make it? » « Blackface Comedian #2: Let's see. The best day for me will… » « Blackface Comedian #1: That'll suits me. What hour? » « Blackface Comedian #2: Anytime between… » « Blackface Comedian #1: That's a little early, but we'll be there. » « Blackface Comedian #2: All right, I'll be seein' ya. » « Blackface Comedian #1: Later, bye-bye. » « Blackface Comedian #2: Bon voyage. »