The Giant Gila Monster

Quotes: « Sheriff Jeff: I ask you what time it is and you tell me how to build a clock, just answer the question! » « Sheriff Jeff: Have you heard the reports of a "giant lizard"? » « Mr. Wheeler: Yes, but it's just not possible. » « Sheriff Jeff: Well, why not? There have been giants before! » « Sheriff Jeff: *What* did you hit him with? » « Chase Winstead: My brand new, 100% completed hot rod. » « Sheriff Jeff: You'd have had to start in the next county to get up enough momentum to do that to him. » « Chase Winstead: Not with 4 quarts of nitro glycerin riding with me. » « Mr. Wheeler: You drove across that rough field carrying nitro? » « Chase Winstead: Yes sir! » « Sheriff Jeff: Do you realize what could have happened? » « Chase Winstead: It did. I lost my car! » « Sheriff Jeff: Don't worry about that, the railroad will be *glad* to buy you a new one. »