Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Quotes: « Master Splinter: [Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking back in late] Boys, where have you been? I've been freaking out! » « Donatello: We're sorry, Dad. Listen… » « Michelangelo: It was this cat, and you know I'm scared of cats, so… » « Raphael: Yeah, the cat. » « Master Splinter: [suspicious] Wait a second… you said you would go shopping, then come right back. Where were you? » « Donatello: Uh… » « Leonardo: Look, we're really sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to see a movie, and I tried to talk them out of it. » « Donatello: LEO! » « Master Splinter: WHAT? You watch a movie with the HUMANS? Ugh! » « Michelangelo: You ratted us out! » « Master Splinter: [offended] Hey! Don't use that word that way. » « Leonardo: I mean it's 2023 Mikey… » « Michelangelo: Sorry, Dad. » « Donatello: It wasn't that big a deal! We just watched a movie and came back. We're fine! » « Master Splinter: [grumbles] You forgot, huh? You don't remember why humans are disgusting monsters? Why they're dangerous? Why they're gonna milk us for our blood? » « Michelangelo: They don't want to milk us dad. » « Donatello: Again with the milking… » « Raphael: We don't even have nipples! » « Master Splinter: You know what? I'm gonna tell the story again. » [everyone complains] « Master Splinter: Just for that, I tell you the LONG version. Hehehe! » « Raphael: Do we not have last names? » « Donatello: Whoa, who are we? » « Master Splinter: My son, Michelangelo, you have heart. Donatello, you have wisdom. Raphael, you have bravery. And Leonardo… honor! »