The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep

Quotes: [first lines] « Female Tourist: What is that? » « Male Tourist: It's a famous picture of the monster. But it's fake. » « Female Tourist: How do you know it's fake? It looks real. » « Old Angus: Oh, it's fake alright. » « Male Tourist: Of course it's fake. Everyone knows that. » « Old Angus: We'd know, son. There's more to that photo than meets the eye. » « Male Tourist: Oh ho, really. » « Old Angus: Well, if you'd like to know the real truth. » « Female Tourist: Yeah, I wanna know. Come on, it'll be fun. » « Old Angus: [starts telling the story] « Sgt. Strunk: [confining Churchill in the pantry after accidentally spilling the pots Gracie was cooking the food in] Bad dog, Churchill. » « Gracie: I don't care if you're the Lord Chamberlain, I won't have my kitchen destroyed. » « Sgt. Strunk: Sorry, ma'am. I, uh… I don't know what got into him. » « Kirstie MacMorrow: [discovering Sgt. Strunk and Gracie having a kiss] Gracie! » « Gracie: Oh, my God. I don't know what came over me. » « Sgt. Strunk: Just a bit of fun. » « Angus MacMorrow: [discovering that Churchill was not by the oven] Where's the dog? »