Winnie the Pooh

Quotes: « Piglet: [Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole and Piglet gets a rope – only to cut it up into six pieces] And six! There! Now we can ALL get out! » « Pooh: How very thoughtful you are, Piglet. » « Rabbit: [loses patience] Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet! Can you tie a knot? » « Piglet: I cannot. » « Rabbit: Ah, so you CAN knot. » « Piglet: No. I cannot knot. » « Rabbit: [in disbelief] Not knot? » « Pooh: Who's there? » « Rabbit: Pooh! » « Pooh: Pooh who? » « Rabbit: No! Pooh… eh… Piglet, you'll need more than two knots. » « Piglet: Not possible. » « Owl: Ah, so it IS possible to knot those pieces. » « Piglet: Not these pieces! » « Pooh: Yes. Knot those pieces. » « Piglet: Why not? » « Eeyore: 'Cause it's all for naught. » « Owl: Yes, well, the thing to do is as follows: First, issue a reward… » « Pooh: Gesundheit. » « Owl: I beg your pardon? » « Pooh: Well, you sneezed just as you were going to tell me what the first thing to do was. » « Owl: I didn't sneeze. » « Eeyore: Oh, you did, Owl. » « Owl: No, I didn't! You can't sneeze without knowing it! » « Pooh: Well, you can't know it without something haven't been sneezed. » « Owl: As I was saying, first: issue a reward… » « Pooh: [to Eeyore] He's doing it again. You must be catching a cold. » « Eeyore: [gloomily] I'll probably catch it too. » « Owl: [frustrated] No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold! The word is issue, not ah-choo! And ah-choo isn't even a word! It's just some sort of sneezy sound, like Ah-choo!. » « Pooh: Perhaps you should lie down, Owl. » « Owl: Oh! » [hits himself on the forehead and falls over backwards] « Owl: Artistic talent runs through my family. In fact, it practically stampedes. »