The Lego Batman Movie

Quotes: « Robin: My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick. » « Batman: Well, children can be cruel. » [first lines] « Batman: [voice over] Black. All important movies start with a black screen… And music… Edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studio executive nervous… And logos… Really long and dramatic logos… Warner Bros. Why not "Warner Brothers"? I don't know… DC… The house that Batman built. Yeah, what, Superman? Come at me, bro. I'm your Kryptonite… Hmm… Not sure what RatPac does, but that logo is macho. I dig it… Okay. Get yourself ready for some… reading. "If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change. Hooo." No. I said that. Batman is very wise. I also have huge pecs and a nine-pack. Yeah, I've got an extra ab. Now, let's start the movie. » « Alfred Pennyworth: Were you looking at the old family pictures again? » « Batman: At the what? The old family… Oh, yes! I see what you mean. Look at that! The old gang. Yeah. No, I wasn't. » « Alfred Pennyworth: I see. Sir, if you don't mind my saying, I'm a little concerned. I've seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966. Do you want to talk about how you're feeling right now? » « Batman: I don't talks about feelings, Alfred. I don't have any, I've never seen one. I'm a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante, and a heavy metal rapping machine. I don't feel anything emotionally, except for rage. 24/7, 365, at a million percent. And if you think that there's something behind that, then you're crazy. Good night, Alfred. » « Alfred Pennyworth: Sir, it's morning. »