Planet 51

Quotes: « Skiff: [looks at Chuck who is naked] That's a funny place for his antenna. » « Lem: What do you want? » « Captain Charles T. Baker: Thanks for asking. Coffee, light, two sugars. Do you have any Frappucino up here? Any puff pastry, too. Thanks. » « Lem: No, I mean are you here to take over our world and, like, eat our brains? » « Captain Charles T. Baker: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. What kind of sick planet is this? First of all, it's supposed to be uninhabited, okay? Nut full of sea monkeys dancing to the oldies. My mission was to plant Old Glory, whack a few golf balls and head back to the Kids Choice Awards. I'm getting slimed. » « General Grawl: [to Chuck] Tell us your invasion plans! And don't bother taking over my mind. If you do, Captain Kisno has orders to shoot me. If you take over Captain Kisno's mind, Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him. If you take over Lieutenant Groit's mind, Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno, Lieutenant Groit and myself along with these three soldiers. Each man has a designated target in the squad. Should you succeed in taking over all of our minds, Corporal Hisk has orders to electrocute everyone. If this fails, the entire base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button. » « Soldier #1: Uh, General, sir? Am I to shoot Hecknavar or Kolski? » « Soldier #2: I shoot Kolski. » « General Grawl: No. You shoot Meckavoy. » « Soldier #2: Then who shoots Kolski? » « Soldier #3: I can shoot myself. » « General Grawl: That won't be necessary. Hecknavar, you shoot Kolski, Captain Kisno and and graze Corporal Hisk. »