Ralph Breaks the Internet

Quotes: [Vanellope glitches into the Disney Princesses' dressing room. When the girls see her, they defend themselves, including Mulan taking out her sword, Belle holding up her book, Ariel pointing her dinglehopper, Merida pointing her bow and arrow, Pocahontas holding up her cane, Rapunzel holding her frying pan, Elsa holding out her hands, Anna putting her fists up, Jasmine wielding the magic lamp, and Cinderella taking her glass slipper, breaking it and wielding it like a shiv] « Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! See, um… I'm a princess, too! » « Anna: Wait. What? » « Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh… Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. » [laughs nervously] « Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you? » « Vanellope: What kind? » « Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair? » « Vanellope: No. » « Elsa: Magic hands? » « Vanellope: No. » « Cinderella: Do animals talk to you? » « Vanellope: No. » « Snow White: Were you poisoned? » « Vanellope: No! » « Tiana, Aurora: Cursed? » « Vanellope: No! » « Rapunzel, Belle: Kidnapped or enslaved? » « Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police? » [Ralph bursts into the little girl's iPad game called Pancake Milkshake, pushing past Vanellope] « Ralph: Ooh! Ooh, ooh! I wanna try I wanna try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn. » [He starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes] « Ralph: Pancake… milkshake… milkshake… milkshake… pancake… pancake… milkshake… milkshake… I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen. » [the bunny burps. Vanellope bursts through the double-sided doors with more pancakes] « Vanellope: Hey, everybody! Look what I found! More pancakes! » « Ralph: Sweet! Let's speed it up! » [He starts feeding the bunny more pancakes] « Ralph: Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat, eat! » [Vanellope starts to look worried] « Vanellope: Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while. » [the bunny is now horrifically obese and is stuffing another plate of pancakes into its mouth] « Ralph: No, the kitty gets the milkshake! The bunny gets the pancake! » [the bunny forces another plate of pancakes in its mouth. We only see the little girl's reaction as it explodes. She screams] « Tiana: Well, I guess it's back to the gowns girls » « Aurora: It was lovely to meet you Vanellope. » « Belle: And best of luck finding your song. » « Merida: [rapidly, almost angrily, and in a thick Scottish accent] Arr! Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye! Haste ye back, me lassie! » « Vanellope: Uh huh… » [whispering to Tiana] « Vanellope: What did she just say? » « Tiana: [to Vanellope] We don't know. » « Moana: [to Vanellope] We can't understand her. » « Anna: She's from the other studio » « Vanellope: Ah. »