Shark Tale

Quotes: « Shrimp: [trying to sob his way out of being eaten] Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and… and its growing and its fairly happy… and its difficult because I'm working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table but all the love that I see in that little guy's face it makes it worth it in the end. True story. » [Lenny accidentally eats Oscar] « Oscar: Don't… swallow! » « Lenny: Oscar? » « Oscar: No, it's Pinocchio – of course it's me! Why did you do that? » « Lenny: Oh, I'm sorry… » « Oscar: No, "sorry" is when you step on somebody's fin at the theatre! Yeah, that's "sorry"! "Sorry" is when you ask somebody "Hey, when's the baby due?" and it turns out the person's just fat! No, this is as far away from "sorry" as you can possibly get! » « Lenny: Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke… » « Oscar: Oh, no no no no… Lenny, just open up, nice and slow! » [Angie becomes unbelievably and understandably jealous after seeing Oscar and Lola kiss on television] « Angie: Just tell me, Oscar, 'cause I'm curious – why do you think she's interested, huh? Do you think, for one minute, that she would even be WITH you if you weren't the rich and famous Shark Slayer? » « Lenny: [trying to intervene] Awww, you guys, please don't fight… » « Angie: Are you that blind? » « Oscar: At least she treats me like I'm somebody! » « Angie: Yeah, well would she love you if you were nobody? » « Oscar: NOBODY loved me when I was nobody! » « Angie: I DID! »