Shrek the Third

Quotes: « Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet… where… is… Shrek? » « Pinocchio: Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not. » « Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is? » « Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect. » « Prince Charming: So you do know where he is! » « Pinocchio: On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably » « Prince Charming: Stop it! » « Pinocchio: … do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was » [Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing] « Pinocchio: That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't. » « Donkey: Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite! » « Pinocchio: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool. » « Gingerbread Man: As I recall, it was Team Awesome. » « Wolf: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron. » « Donkey: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron. » « Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position! » [Sleeping Beauty falls asleep, Snow White lies down in her coffin pose, and Cinderella seats herself on the floor gazing dreamily into space] « Princess Fiona: What are you doing? » « Sleeping Beauty: [Snaps awake] Waiting to be rescued. » [falls back asleep]