Dragon Hunters

Chasseurs de dragons (2008)
Tagline: « La chasse aux dragons, c’est pas un conte de fées (Dragon hunting isn’t a fairy tale) »
Actors:
Lian-Chu
Le Seigneur Arnold
Gildas
Rating:  vote average (14’075 votes)
Quotes: « Zoé: [with reference to jaws] "Were going to need a bigger island" » « Gwizdo: I can't take it. I'm gonna hang myself. » [He buries his face in his hands] « Lian-Chu: [gently] They're only blisters. Put some herbs on them. » « Gwizdo: I'm not talkin' about my blisters, I'm talkin' about PRINCESS BLABBERMOUTH! » [Zoé runs by with Hector] « Zoé: A fire! A fire! Let's make a big fire! » [Gwizdo sobs] « Lian-Chu: In any case, did you see how credible I am with her? » « Gwizdo: Yeah, but the idea of being credible, Lian-Chu, was to take Uncle Arnold's money and run, not to play knights and dragons until the end of the world! » « Gwizdo: Okay, Sir Lian-Chu's groupie, your backstage chatter is very close to driving be bonkers! »
Trailer: Dragon Hunters
Runtime:80 minutes
Plots: A fantastic tale telling the adventures of two dragon hunters! The world has become a vast conglomerate of islands of varying size and shape. This babbling universe is mainly populated with ruthless rogues, surly peasants and illiterate, petty lords. Their main concerns revolve around two fundamental rules: Eat and don’t get eaten. For this new world has become infested with a terrible plague: omnipresent, monstrously famished, mutant creatures are wreaking havoc – They are known as the Dragons. Gwizdo and Lian-Chu are two dragon hunters, but are a long way from being among the best. Their only real talents: the size of the hulking brute with the heart of gold, Lian-Chu, and Gwizdo’s talent for scams of all and any shape or form. Their sole ambition: to buy a little farm where they can relax and raise mussels, a creature that is a lot less unpleasant and difficult to hunt down than dragons. A few islands away rises the fortress of Lord Arnold. Arnold has a problem: he’s living in terror at the thought of the return of World Eater, that horrible dragon that returns every thirty seasons to spread terror and destruction. Nobody has been able to conquer him. In fact nobody’s ever returned alive to spread the news of how the fight went. Zoe, the grand-niece of the lord, has decided to take matters in hand, and has met Gwizdo and Lian-Chu. Persuaded that she has found the heroes of her dreams, she is going to drag them into the maddest of adventures.
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