Land of the Lost (2009)
Director:
Brad Silberling
Tagline:
« Right place. Wrong time. »
Actors:
Dr. Rick Marshall
Holly Cantrell
Will Stanton
Chaka
Enik
Rating:
(80’458 votes)
(80’458 votes)
Quotes:
« Dr. Rick Marshall: This is for you. I signed it.
»
[hands his book to Matt Lauer]
« Dr. Rick Marshall: You're supposed to say the title and the publisher.
»
« Matt Lauer: That's not gonna happen.
»
« Dr. Rick Marshall: Just say it.
»
« Matt Lauer: No.
»
« Dr. Rick Marshall: Just say the damn title.
»
« Matt Lauer: Fine.
»
[shows book to TV audience]
« Matt Lauer: 'Matt Lauer Can Suck It' by Dr. Rick Marshall.
»
« Dr. Rick Marshall: I was so surprised that your attorney signed off on that. I was like, "Are you sure? Is this gonna be okay?" He said, "Yeah, go for it."
»
« Matt Lauer: Son of a bitch.
»
« Dr. Rick Marshall: If you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault." That's a bitch slap of truth right there.
»
« Will Stanton: [on the rocks, to Rick] You ever get tired of being wrong?
»
« Dr. Rick Marshall: [being chased by the T-Rex] I do! I really do!
»
Trailer:
Land of the Lost: Trailer #2
Runtime:102 minutes
Plots:
A space-time vortex sucks scientist Rick Marshall, his assistant Holly and a survivalist Will into a world populated by dinosaurs and painfully slow creatures called Sleestaks.
Palaeontologist Rick Marshall takes Will and Holly into a new world of danger, dinosaurs, and big bug-eyed lizard people while trying to find their way back home, save the universe, and save his reputation by doing so. The dinosaur with brains, brawn, and personality, and the adventure of scientific advancement and exotic beasts in a faraway land, all add up to time-traveling fun and frolics.
Bombastic paleontologist Dr. Rick Marshall’s career went spiraling downward when it became well known his controversial views on using tachyon energy as time warps as a means to solve the world’s energy problems by transporting fuel from the past, future or even parallel universes. The only person supporting his theories is Cambridge science student Holly Cantrell, who was forced out of the institution for her views. The reason for her views is that she has discovered in the same desert area an ancient artifact that has a modern lighter imprinted on it and crystals with pure tachyon energy, meaning in her mind that someone from the present must have transported it from wherever that parallel universe. Rick knows that he has to continue his work in this area when he discovers the imprint is of his own lighter. Rick and Holly take Rick’s still in-development tachyon amplifier to the desert area where the artifacts were found, and in the process the two plus Will Stanton, the redneck operator of a roadside attraction, fall through a portal to that parallel universe. Their problem is that they lose track of the amplifier and have no way of getting back to the present. They not only have to get the amplifier, but they must also deal with the multitude of dangers that lurk in the new world into which they’ve entered, including a race of lizard men called Sleestak, and a number of different dinosaurs, the most dangerous perhaps being a Tyrannosauruses Rex they nicknamed Grumpy for his grumpy demeanor. But not all the creatures in this new world are dangerous, as shown by Cha-Ka, a young Pakuni–a race of primates in-between monkeys and humans–who has been separated from his tribe, who they befriend, and who may be able to shed some light on their plight.

