The Queen

Quotes: « Alastair Campbell: They, er, sent a copy of the Queen's speech. Might want to scrape the frost off it first… Oh, I phoned them with a couple of suggestions, to make it sound like it came from a human being. » « Tony Blair: Yeah, all right, Alastair. » « Alastair Campbell: Well, at least the old bat's finally agreed to visit Diana's coffin. » « Tony Blair: You know, when you get it wrong, you really get it wrong! That woman has given her whole life in service to her people. Fifty years doing a job SHE never wanted! A job she watched kill her father. She's executed it with honor, dignity, and, as far as I can tell, without a single blemish, and now we're all baying for her blood! All because she's struggling to lead the world in mourning for someone who… who threw everything she offered back in her face. And who, for the last few years, seemed committed 24/7 to destroying everything she holds most dear! » « HM Queen Elizabeth II: Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet? » « Tony Blair: Er, no. » « HM Queen Elizabeth II: First thing we do, apparently, then we take away your passport and spend the rest of our time sending you around the world. » « Tony Blair: You obviously know my job better than I do. » « HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes well, you are my tenth Prime Minister, Mr Blair. My first, of course, was Winston Churchill, he sat in your chair in a frock coat and top hat. And he was kind enough to give a shy young girl like me quite an education. » « Tony Blair: I can imagine. » « Portrait Artist: You may not be allowed to vote, ma'am, but it is your government. » « HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. I suppose that is some consolation. »