Scream 2

Quotes: « Randy: [from the trailer] The way I see it, someone's out to make a sequel. You know, cash in on all the movie murder hoopla. So, it's our job to observe the rules of the sequel. Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always much more elaborate. Carnage candy. And number three: never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead. » « Randy: Oh yeah? Well let's re-direct the moment Mr. I'm So Original. Where's your motivation? Huh? Why copy yourself off of two high school loser ass dickheads? Stu was a pussy ass wet rag. And Billy Loomis? Billy Loomis, what the fuck? Jesus! Talk about a rat looking homo repressed momma's boy! Why not set your goals higher huh? You wanna be one of the big boys! Huh? Manson, Bundy, O.J, Son of… » « Film Teacher: You could say that what happened in that theatre was a direct result of the movie itself. » « Cici: That is so Moral Majority. You can't blame real life violence on entertainment. » « Film Class Guy #1: Yes you can. Don't you ever watch the news? » « Film Class Guy #2: Hello? The murderer was wearing a ghost mask just like in the movie. It's directly responsible. » « Cici: No, it's not. Movies are not responsible for our actions. » « Mickey: Its a classic case of life, imitating art, imitating life. » « Film Class Mopey Girl: Its not hypothetical, it's not about art. I had biology with that girl. This is reality. » « Randy: Thank you. I agree with you. Let me tell you about reality, Mickey. I lived through this, okay? Life is life. It doesn't imitate anything. » « Mickey: Oh come on Randy, with all due respect, the killer obviously patterned himself after two serial killers who were immortalized on film. » « Film Class Guy #2: Thank you! » « Film Teacher: So, you're suggesting that someone is trying to make a real life sequel? » « Randy: Stab 2? Who would wanna do that? Sequels suck! Oh please, please! By definition alone, sequels are inferior films! » « Mickey: It's bullshit generalization. Many sequels have surpassed their originals. » « Randy: Oh yeah? » « Cici: Name one. » « Film Class Guy #1: Aliens. Far better than the first. » « Cici: Yeah, well, there's no accounting for taste. » « Randy: Thank you. Ridley Scott Rules. Name another. » « Film Class Guy #2: No way. Aliens is a classic. "Get away from her, you bitch!" » « Randy: I believe the line is "Stay away from her, you bitch." This is a film class right? » « Film Class Guy #2: Got you. Whatever. You know what I mean. » « Randy: Name another. » « Mickey: T-2. » « Cici: You got a hard-on for Cameron. » « Randy: A big one. »