Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Quotes: [April meets the Turtles for the first time] « April O'Neil: What are you? » « Leonardo: Well, miss, we're ninjas. » « Raphael: We're mutants! » « Donatello: Technically, we're turtles. » « Michelangelo: And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations. » « April O'Neil: So, you're… Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers? » « Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous! » [the Turtles are in an elevator] « Michelangelo: [taps a rhythm on his nunchuks] MC Mikey! » [his brothers follow suit with their weapons] [the Turtles sneak back home] « Leonardo: [whispers] Fall in, QUIETLY. » [Michaelangelo slips] « Leonardo: Shhh! If Master Splinter catches us, he'll send us back to the Hashi. » « Raphael: I ain't going back to the Hashi! » « Leonardo: [shoves Raph] Every time we're in the Hashi, it's because of YOU! » « Raphael: [shoves Leo] Well, bro, you don't have to worry about me dragging you down anymore! » « Michelangelo: What's that supposed to mean? » « Raphael: I'm going out on my own, first chance I get. » « Michelangelo: How're we gonna finish our hip hop Christmas album, bro? You're the hype man! » [everyone starts shushing each other] « Raphael: [to Mikey] You spit in my eye! » « Leonardo: Nobody's going out, we all stick together! » « Michelangelo: [to Raph] Sorry I spat in your eye, bro. »