A Low Down Dirty Shame

Quotes: « Shame: Ooh, silk drawers and a red tie. I gotta wear these together! Get off me ladies. I hear those ladies callin' my name, 'Shame, Shame!' Leave me alone, stop tuggin' at my silk drawers, don't love me like you do! » « Peaches Jordan: Are you makin' fun of me? » « Shame: Hell, yeah! » « Bernard: Yoo-hoo Wayman. » « Wayman: Hey Bernard. » « Shame: Excuse me, who's this? » « Wayman: This is Bernard and what's wrong with you? » « Shame: "The Bernard"? » « Bernard: Yes it's me. » « Shame: Homewrecker. He's with me. » « Wayman: Shame. I can't believe you just. » « Shame: You are my stuff and you know it girl. » « Bernard: Stuff? » « Wayman: Bernard he's lying. Don't believe him. » « Shame: Oh you did not say that last night when we was in bed together girl. » « Bernard: You slept with him? You slut! » « Shame: Save your tears honey you never had a chance. Coffee's good with cream, but better when it's black. » « Bernard: Don't you ever call me again. And for you Mr. Coffee, if you like a little steamed milk with your double expresso, I'm your man. » « Wayman: Bernard I'm sorry. I'll call you. » « Bernard: Shame why did you do that? » « Shame: If you help me find this girl, I'll call and tell him it was a joke. » « Peaches Jordan: Shame might be soft on you, but I can see through all that Maybelline. And I know you ain't nothin' but a gold-diggin' skank, tryin' to get a man for everything he's got, but I'ma tell you like this: You hurt Shame again, and you betta watch yo' back! »