Absolutely Anything (2015)
Director:
Terry Jones
Tagline:
« Neil Clarke’s life just got extraordinary. »
Actors:
Neil
Catherine
Ray
Grant
James Cleverill
Rating:
(55’041 votes)
(55’041 votes)
Quotes:
« Neil Clarke: I can do ANYTHING! Okay… bu… but… what do I *really* want?
»
[Looks down and laughs]
« Neil Clarke: GIVE ME A REALLY BIG DICK!
»
[Falls over]
« Neil Clarke: Augh! ouch! NOT *THAT* BIG! Obviously! Dick, return to your old size!
»
[Gets up]
« Neil Clarke: Agh! Ah… Ok. Um… Let me have a penis that women find exciting!
»
[Looks down]
« Neil Clarke: Yeah, it's good, yeah. Could I have it white?
»
[Dennis barks]
« Neil Clarke: What are you talking about, Dennis?… Dennis, shut up, I can handle this!… Dennis, what are you talking about? Actually, that is a really good point, what are you talking about? Dennis, be able to speak!
»
« Dennis: Biscuits!
»
« Neil Clarke: What?
»
« Dennis: Biscuits! For crying out loud, they're in the cupboard!
»
« Neil Clarke: Give me a body that people find attractive!
»
[He turns into a topless woman]
« Neil Clarke: No! A male body! Give me the body of a great man!
»
[Turns into Albert Einstein]
« Neil Clarke: No! Give me the body of a man who people find attractive!
»
[Turns into a hunky guy]
« Neil Clarke: Better.
»
Trailer:
International Trailer
Runtime:85 minutes
Plots:
A group of eccentric aliens confers a human being with the power to do absolutely anything, as an experiment.
Some aliens, who travel from planet to planet to see what kind of species inhabit them, come to Earth. And if humans are, according to their standards, decent, they are welcomed to be their friend. And if not, the planet is destroyed. To find out, they choose one inhabitant and give that person the power to do whatever he or she wants. And they choose Neil Clarke (Simon Pegg), a teacher who teaches the special kids. He is constantly being berated by the headmaster and is attracted to his neighbor, Catherine (Kate Beckinsale), but doesn’t have the guts to approach her. But now he can do anything he wants, but has to be careful.
Neil Clarke (Simon Pegg), a teacher who has a very bad life and lives in a flat with his dog, Dennis (Mojo and Robin Williams), gets special powers to do absolutely anything which was given to him by a group of aliens. When he has these powers, he has to be very careful with them because otherwise it could lead to misery.
Official website:
Absolutely Anything Official Site
