All Dogs Go to Heaven 2

All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1996)
Tagline: « Heaven help us! Look who’s back in the adventure of 2 lifetimes. »
Actors:
Carface
Anabelle
Charlie Barkin
Chihuahua
Short Customs Dog
Rating:  vote average (7’308 votes)
Quotes: « Charlie: By the way, Carface, what did you trade Red for your collar? » « Carface: He wanted the bottom of my shoes, or something. Hehehe. I don't even wear shoes. Ah, stupid cat. » « Red: [from the hole which he went back to Hell through] Stupid dog! It was your soul! » [Demons rise up from the hole and pull Carface into the hole as the others look down] « Carface: Let me go! Red! This is not good! Red, no! Not the flames! » « Itchy: What do you know? And I thought all dogs go to Heaven. » « Charlie: It's hard to explain, Itch. This place is supposed to have everything but it doesn't. It's too… it's too… » [singing] « Charlie: It's too heavenly here/It's too graceful and paradise-like/Much too narrow and much too nice like/Endlessly sunny and clear/It's too heavenly here/It's too blissful to bear/Calm and quiet and much too mellow » [Knocks over a tray of halos which all go around Itchy] « Charlie: All my brain cells have turned to jello/Every day feels like a year » [Someone pushes the halos off Itchy and drops both of them] « Charlie: It's too heavenly here. » [Grabs a harp on the way down] « Charlie: I need some action/I need some juice » [Fires Itchy with the harp like a bow and arrow] « Charlie: A crazy kind of feeling of playing fast and loose/Some razzle dazzle and a little stress and strife/I gotta get some life in my life/But it's too heavenly here/There's no way you can be a sinner/Roll the dice/Everyone's a winner/It's so legit and sincere/It's too heavenly here/What good's a hustler/Without a scam/I'm wasted talent/That's all that I am/But this operator/Is at the wrong address/Cause there's nothing to finagle/And no one to fineeeeeeeesse » « Angel Choir: [while bathing them] It's so heavenly here/Pure and perfect/Sublime and shining/Every cloud has a silver lining/Everyone's full of good cheer/It's so heavenly here. » « Charlie: [singing again] They're all so saintly, I just can't relate/There's gotta be an exit/Through that pearly gate » [Throws his halo just missing Itchy] « Charlie: Behold the canine who's been cut down in his prime » [the halo comes back over his head] « Charlie: I may have done the crime/But I can't do the time/Cause it's too heavenly here/All Hallelujahs and Hosannas/It could drive anyone bananas/I'm going out of my head/This joint is deader than dead/I'll give you eight to three/It's too heavenly… » « Angel Choir: Hallelujah! Hallelujah! » « Charlie: To heaaaaaveeeeenly heeeeeeeere. » [first lines] « Carface: [on the payphone] Boss, uh… » « Red: Something happened. What's wrong? » « Carface: You'll have the item today, just like we agreed. It's as good as in your hands. Nothing can go wrong! » « Red: You contemptible canine! » « Carface: Don't call me canine! » [Red grumbles] « Carface: Do you know the meaning of patience? » « Red: [the phone receiver burns in Carface's hand] Silence! As long as dogs are involved, ANYTHING CAN GO WRONG! » « Carface: [hangs up] I'll take that as a no. Sheesh, what a hothead! » [the sound of change is heard] « Carface: [checks] Ah, keep the quarter. » [Carface puts his halo on and leaves as the receiver burns and smokes up without notice]
Trailer: Trailer
Runtime:82 minutes
Plots: Charlie and Itchy return to Earth to find Gabriel’s Horn, but along the way meet up with a young boy named David, who ran away from home. Charlie and Itchy have to return to Earth to find Gabriel’s Horn, but along the way they meet up with a young boy named David who ran away from home. And a beautiful Irish setter named Sasha LaFleur sets them straight. But time is running out, and if Charlie is going to secure Gabriel’s Horn, he will have to prove himself worthy of his wings by taking on two incredible villains in a hair-raising, breathtaking race to the finish. When Gabriel’s Horn falls from Heaven, Annabelle entrusts Charlie and Itchy to recover it. But once on Earth, Charlie falls in love with an Irish Setter named Sasha LaFleur and finds out about collars that can make him and Itchy solid again. Following Carface, they come across an elderly dog named Red, who gives them the collars for free, but warns them that they’ll only last until sundown the next day. But they learn the hard way that things aren’t always as they seem, and now in order to make things right, Charlie will have to make a deal with the devil.

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