All American Christmas Carol (2013)
Director:
Ron Carlson
Actors:
Cindy
Wanda
Marge
Bob
Rat Tail Randy
Rating:
(711 votes)
(711 votes)
Quotes:
« Cindy Wegman: I don't trust no man who wants to get dressed in a costume and put little kids on his lap.
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« Rat Tail Randy: Your mouth's sayin' "Don't" but your body's sayin' "Don't stop."
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« Cindy Wegman: So I'm gonna… uh, I'm gonna go for a ride with Randy. I just need to feel the wind in my hair and-and mourn the loss of your dead daddy, okay?
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Trailer:
All American Christmas Carol
Runtime:88 minutes
Plots:
A white-trash mom is visited by three ghosts intent on showing her a path to a brighter future.
Living for fun, shouldering no responsibilities, and trolloping around in a drunken haze with any guy who’ll have her, Cindy Wegman is trailer-park trash through and through–so much so that when the father of one of her kids dies and returns to herald the coming of three Christmas spirits to guide her towards redemption (a la Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol'”), she only gets the trashy sort she deserves.

