Are We There Yet? (2005)
Director:
Brian Levant
Tagline:
« 24 hours. 350 miles. His girlfriend’s kids. What could possibly go wrong? »
Actors:
Nick Persons
Suzanne Kingston
Lindsey Kingston
Kevin Kingston
Marty
Rating:
(37’277 votes)
(37’277 votes)
Quotes:
« Kevin Kingston: Do you have any Justin Timberlake or Clay Aiken?
»
« Nick Persons: [looks up at the sky] Lord, these kids are ethnically challenged. You know you could get shot by playing those CDs in my old neighborhood.
»
« Kevin Kingston: We're not ghetto!
»
[a pair of young shoplifters enter the store, one of them walks up to the counter where Nick awaits]
« Shoplifter: Hey, Mister, you got any Yu-Gi-Oh?
»
« Nick Persons: What you think?
»
« Shoplifter: You got any Dragonball GT?
»
« Nick Persons: [furiously] Look. You come in here every day, askin' the same questions. We ain't got no Pokémon, no Digimon, no Buffy, no SpongeBob, no Beanie Babies…
»
[sees the other shoplifter trying to take a rare baseball card]
« Nick Persons: … and no shoplifters!
»
[chucks a football at the shoplifter, who drops the card, then leaves with his partner]
« Nick Persons: Now, get! Both of y'all! Get!
»
[they spitefully lick the glass door before running away]
« Nick Persons: [wanting new tires] Look, I'll pay you extra. See? Yao Ming! Rookie card.
»
« Car Mechanic: Oh, I see. You think because I am Chinese that you can get me to do anythi-OOOO! Hologram!
»
Trailer:
Are We There Yet?
Runtime:95 minutes
Plots:
To impress a foxy divorcee, ladies’ man Nick offers to take her kids on an extended road trip, unaware of the torture he’s in for.
Nick Persons is a selfish player who owns a collectibles sports shop in Portland Everything in his life is perfect until he meets Suzanne Kingston, a businesswoman who has something he hates – children: Lindsey and Kevin. They become friends and share good moments with each other. But his peaceful life gets altered when she asks him to drive Lindsey and Kevin to Vancouver. After they miss a plane and train, they drive. Unfortunately, Lindsey and Kevin hate Nick, and he has to try to make it to Vancouver, unaware of the terror and torture he is in for.
The fledgling romance between playboy Nick Persons and Suzanne Kingston, a divorced mother of two, is threatened by a particularly harrowing New Year’s Eve. When Suzanne’s work keeps her in Vancouver for the holidays, Nick offers to bring her kids, Lindsey and Kevin, there from Portland. They, who have never liked any of the men Suzanne has dated, are determined to turn the trip into a nightmare for Nick.
