Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion

Quotes: « Getafix: We shall return home when I've seen the last of the druids. » « Asterix: [Snaps] Oh, I can't believe this! We've been trudging all over Gaul with our stupid little crib notes for weeks! Not one of these guys is good enough! » « Vitalstatistix: Asterix, don't get upset. » « Asterix: I am not upset! Just like you, I can stumble and fall. » [Pretends to fall] « Asterix: Oop! Ow! See that? I almost fell down. That's it, I'm done. I need a replacement. There. Meet my successor. The new first warrior of our village! Here's your dagger. And your helmet too and your potion. » « Geriatrix: Hmm? – What was that? But by Teutates… » « Asterix: You have a good time now. I'll be doing something else! 'Cause I'm good and fed up with the indomitables who can't see beyond their own moustaches! Obelix, are you coming? » « Obelix: No Mister Asterix I'm very much not coming! I'm not following a little man who chooses an old fogey to replace him over his so-called bestest buddy! Fare ye well, Mister Asterix! » [Asterix is shocked over Obelix defying him and leaves] « Vitalstatistix: Asterix, Asterix, don't be foolish! Come on! Please, Getafix, do something! » « Getafix: Asterix is free to go. My quest is not over. And if you choose not to follow me, I will understand. And I will climb up the mountain without you. » « Getafix: There you go… Beautiful. But this time, I dare you to tell me it's useless. » « Demonix: Druids aren't meant to boil up veggie soups. They're meant to paint! To sing and illuminate. To prove that magic… is real! »