Burglar

Quotes: « Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: What'll it be? » « Carl Hefler: [walking up to the bar] Package delivery. » « Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: For who? » « Carl Hefler: It just says "Mayday". » « Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: Here I'll take it. » « Carl Hefler: Ya gotta sign for it. » [passing a clipboard] « Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: [signs and returns clipboard] « Carl Hefler: [reading signature] Kay-no-bee… K-noby! Is that like in Star Wars? » « Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: No idiot, it's "Knobby". » « Carl Hefler: Oh! it's… so it's like a nickname. » « Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: Yes, I think maybe it's something like that. » [knocking on his bald head] « Carl Hefler: Well I'm gonna need your full name, please. » « Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: Sorry… » « Carl Hefler: Come on, it's the regulations. » « Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: Hey fuck you, okay? » « Carl Hefler: Fuck you? Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fuckin' package and you decide to blow me shit? » [getting more irate] « Carl Hefler: Like-like-like-like-like-like-like you're my idea of a dream come true – takin' shit from a dildo with ears? » [shouting] « Carl Hefler: You know when I was like five I said, "Dad, Dad! Can I get a job where random fuckin' shitheads blow me crap all day?" I'm gonna break you in fuckin' half and use your head as a ballpoint! » [grabs Knobby by the shirt] « Carl Hefler: Now sign the goddamn thing! » « Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake: There is a DISTINCT difference between killing someone and fucking them! » « Frankie: What line of work are you in? » « Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: I'm a cat burglar. » « Frankie: Oh, shit! What do you do with them? » « Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: What? » « Frankie: The cats! » [Both laughing] « Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr: I hold them for ransom! » « Frankie: Is there any money in that? » [laughing] « Frankie: Oh, Jeezus! Look who's asking if there's any money in pussy! »