Central Intelligence (2016)
Director:
Rawson Marshall Thurber
Tagline:
« Saving the world takes a little Hart and a big Johnson »
Actors:
Bob Stone
Calvin Joyner
Agent Pamela Harris
Maggie
Trevor
Rating:
(240’618 votes)
(240’618 votes)
Quotes:
[from end of movie bloopers]
« Calvin Joyner: Are you not a super tool? You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht. You're Bob Stone!
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« Bob Stone: Shh! I made that name up.
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« Calvin Joyner: So what?
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« Bob Stone: It's not real.
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« Calvin Joyner: What does that mean? What, you think Mr. T, and Sting, and The Rock… You think those guys are real? That's a bunch of dumbass nicknames by a bunch of dumbass people.
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« Bob Stone: You're like a snack-size Denzel.
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« Calvin Joyner: Which car are we taking?
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« Bob Stone: [chucks a grenade under an SUV] Not that one.
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« Calvin Joyner: [walking away quickly] Oh, my God… Oh, God.
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[the grenade goes off]
« Calvin Joyner: Oh shit!
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Trailer:
Trailer #2
Runtime:107 minutes
Plots:
After he reconnects with an awkward pal from high school through Facebook, a mild-mannered accountant is lured into the world of international espionage.
Calvin Joyner was voted in high school the guy most likely to succeed. 20 years later he’s an accountant. As his high school reunion approaches, he tries to make contact with his old schoolmates. And someone named Bob Stone contacts him. He says that he was known as Robbie Weirdicht in school. Calvin remembers that he was picked on, as a matter of fact after an extremely nasty prank he left school. They agree to meet and Calvin is surprised by how much he has changed. Bob asks Calvin to help him out. He says yes and the next thing he knows some men burst into his home. They’re CIA, the one in charge is looking for Stone, she says he’s a rogue agent. When they can’t find Bob they leave. Later he approaches Calvin telling him, he is not a rogue agent, he’s trying to find a person known as the Black Badger who is planning to sell some information that in the wrong hands can be disastrous. so he needs Calvin’s help to stop him. Calvin’s not sure whom he should believe.
As the dreaded day of the 20th high-school reunion arrives, the school’s golden student and now a disenchanted accountant, Calvin Joyner, receives an unexpected Facebook friend request from a certain Bob Stone. Intrigued, Calvin decides to meet Bob, only to realise that the mysterious man is none other than his bullied and overweight classmate, Robert Weirdicht, and that, after nearly two decades, the tables are turned: Bob is now a mountain of muscle, and a rogue CIA agent. However, before long, stray bullets, a dangerous conspiracy of global proportions, and a lethal posse of highly trained government agents will destroy the old pals’ reunion, threatening to put a premature end to a new friendship. Under those circumstances, Stone claims that he wants to clear his name; however, is he truly one of the good guys?

