Despicable Me 2

Quotes: « Gru: I'm a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I'm developing a delicious line of jams and jellies. » « Silas: [chuckles] Jams and jellies? » « Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. And here's a tip: instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt. » « Silas: Ramsbottom. » « Gru: [chuckles sarcastically] Oh yeah, like that's any better. » « Gru: [to Dr. Nefario] Just because everybody hates it doesn't mean it's not good. » [after Gru lied about his fear of dating] « Gru: Good night, Edith. » [gives her a good night kiss and gently pulls the beanie over Edith's eyes] « Gru: Good night, Margo. » [gives her a goodnight kiss, but returns in suspicion] « Gru: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the horses. Who are you texting? » « Margo: No one. Just my friend Avery. » « Gru: Avery… » [confused] « Gru: Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name? » « Margo: Does it matter? » « Gru: No. No, it doesn't matter, unless it's a boy! » « Agnes: I know what makes you a boy. » « Gru: [concerned] Uhh… Oooh… you… do? » « Agnes: Your bald head. » « Gru: [relieved] Oh… yes. » « Agnes: It's really smooth. Sometimes I stare it, and imagine a little chick popping out. » [imitating a chick] « Agnes: Peep-peep-peep. » « Gru: Good night, Agnes. » [kisses her forehead] « Gru: Never get older. »