Gypsy

Quotes: « Clive: I don't think I ever want to have sex. » « Gypsy: Mm-hmm » « Clive: I'm serious. » « Gypsy: Ok. » « Clive: I just want someone to kiss, with big, soft, delicious lips. He'd have to smother me in old-school romance. I mean, candles and incense, Moët and Chandon, but only in a deserted castle in the south of France. » « Gypsy: [releases pent-up laughter] Oh my god. You are so much more of a girl than I am. » « Gypsy: [to Clive] I want the world to hear my voice, you know. I want them to write my lyrics on their AOL profiles just like they do Stevie. And when my CD comes out, I want all these assholes to line up at the fucking mall and kiss my ass one sound-scan at a time. » « Clive: Sex just seems so… messy. » « Gypsy: Oh, no, no. Sex can be awesome. Not that I would remember, but… » « Clive: Maybe you and I should try. » « Gypsy: Yeah, well, I think I'm past my wayward-sex fag-hag test-fuck phase… but thanks for the offer. It's just "been there, done that." » « Clive: At least I'd know for sure. » « Gypsy: Honey, you're a queer, with a capital "Q." » « Clive: Ok, you know what? Some of us don't care to be defined by our sexuality. » « Gypsy: Ok, sorry. Can I ask you a question? » « Clive: What? » « Gypsy: Are you gay? » « Clive: Yes! But I don't have anything in common with those people. I mean, like I give a rat's ass about Judy Garland or… Stonewall! » [Gypsy laughs] « Clive: Being queer is a very small part of me. » « Gypsy: Yeah, whatever. »