I’m Gonna Git You Sucka

Quotes: « Hammer: How may I help you sir? » « Rib Joint Customer: How much for an order of ribs? » « Hammer: Two Fifty » « Rib Joint Customer: Two Fifty? How many ribs do I get with that? » « Hammer: Ahhh, about five » « Rib Joint Customer: Five » [does math on his hand] « Rib Joint Customer: So I guess that's about fifty cents a rib, huh? » « Hammer: Yeeaaa, about » « Rib Joint Customer: K, lemme get one » « Hammer: Right on » [yells to the cook] « Hammer: One order » « Slammer: One order of ribs » « Rib Joint Customer: No, no… no, no… one rib » « Hammer: [Holds up finger] One. Rib. » « Rib Joint Customer: I sure am hungry » « Hammer: Uhhhh, make that… one… rib… to go » « Slammer: One rib? » « Hammer: One rib… » [sigh] « Hammer: What else? » « Rib Joint Customer: You got any soda? » « Hammer: [says slowly] One… dolla… » « Rib Joint Customer: Aww, come'on now… look out for a brotha… man… come'on… Hey check this out, why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cents » « Hammer: [Pissed] My cups cost more than fifteen cents! » « Rib Joint Customer: Alright, F – – the cup, pour it in my hands for a dime » « Hammer: [Grabs him by his shirt] Look you greasy hair Jheri curl wearin – – Pay me & get the hell out of my store » « Rib Joint Customer: [Takes out change, counts it] … » [Then, pulls out a HUGE wad of bills] « Rib Joint Customer: … You got change for a hundred » « Flyguy: My bitch better have my money/Through rain, sleet, or snow/My whore better have my money/Not half, not some, but all my cash/'Cause if she don't,/I'm gonna put my foot in her ass. » « Willie: I heard you screamin' from all the way over there, and… » « Leonard: I wasn't screamin', all right? » « Willie: But I heard you… » « Leonard: I wasn't screamin'! I was whistling! » « Willie: You was whistling "Willie, help get this bitch off of me"? » « Leonard: Yeah! »