Madea Goes to Jail

Quotes: « Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time? » « Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got. » « Dr. Phil: Yea but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you. » « Madea: Yea but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock. » « Joe: You ain't gotta drive nowhere to get food. I know a place where you can get fed three meals a day for free. » « Madea: I ain't listening to none of your crazy talk right now, Joe. » « Joe: I ain't joking here, now. I know a place where you can go work, and they gonna treat you real nice, and give you three meals a day! » « Madea: What the hell you talking about? Where? » « Joe: Down there at the Georgia Aquarium, they had one of the whales die. You can just go on down there and swim around for a while, and they'll feed you. » [chuckles] « Madea: Just keep on laughing you rusty old bastard. » « Madea: I'm Madea! Ma to the damn D-E-A! »