Open Season (2006)
Tagline:
« One Fur All & All Fur One. »
Actors:
Boog
Elliot
Shaw
Beth
McSquizzy
Rating:
(115’091 votes)
(115’091 votes)
Quotes:
« Beaver #1: Hey, what you got?
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« Beaver #2: Wood. What you got?
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« Beaver #1: Wood. You wanna trade?
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« Elliot: Ian's right, I'm a loser
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« Boog: No you're not a loser
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« Elliot: Yes I am!
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« Boog: No you're not!
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« Elliot: Yes!
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« Boog: No!
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« Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?
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« Boog: Ahhh… a loser! But check this out… behold the mighty grizzly… I look like a bear, I talk like a bear but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!
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« Elliot: Thats nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
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« Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers.
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« Elliot: I have a glass eye.
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« Boog: I can't snap.
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« Elliot: I thought log was a colour.
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« Boog: I can't see my feet!
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« Elliot: I killed a man!
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[Both laugh]
« Elliot: [singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.
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Trailer:
Open Season
Runtime:86 minutes
Plots:
Boog, a domesticated 900lb. Grizzly bear, finds himself stranded in the woods 3 days before Open Season. Forced to rely on Elliot, a fast-talking mule deer, the two form an unlikely friendship and must quickly rally other forest animals if they are to form a rag-tag army against the hunters.
A happily domesticated grizzly bear named Boog (Martin Lawrence), has his perfect world turned upside down after he meets Elliot (Ashton Kutcher), a scrawny, fast-talking one-horned wild mule deer. They both end up stranded together in the woods during hunting season and it’s up to the duo to rally all of the other forest animals and turn the tables on the hunters.
Orphaned as a cub, tame grizzly Boog (Martin Lawrence) lives as Park Ranger Beth’s (Debra Messing’s) oversized pet in her garage, but the warden wants him returned to the wild at last. Thug hunter Shaw (Gary Sinise) is looking forward to the season opening to shoot a bear, and meanwhile, “accidentally ran over” Elliot (Ashton Kutcher), a skinny, wild mule deer who lost one antler when expelled from the herd. The fast-talking screw-up convinces Boog to cut him loose and invites himself to move in. After a disastrous park opening show, the pair ends up helicopter-lifted to a far part of the park. Elliot promises to lead Boog home if he can move in for good, but that proves an apocalyptic adventure for the whole wildlife after Boog accidentally wrecks the beaver dam, with Shaw on the prowl.
