Rush Hour 3

Quotes: « Master Yu: May I help you? » « Detective James Carter: We'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you? » « Master Yu: Yu. » « Detective James Carter: No, not me. You. » « Master Yu: Yes, I'm Yu. » « Detective James Carter: Just answer the damn question! Who are you? » « Master Yu: I have told you! » « Detective James Carter: Are you deaf? » « Master Yu: No. Yu is blind. » « Detective James Carter: I'm not blind. You blind. » « Master Yu: That is what I just said. » « Detective James Carter: You just said what? » « Master Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu. » « Detective James Carter: That's what I'm asking you. » « Master Yu: And Yu was answering. » « Detective James Carter: Shut up! » « Detective James Carter: You! » « Master Yu: Yes? » « Detective James Carter: Not you. Him! What's your name? » « Mi: Mi. » « Detective James Carter: Yes, you. » « Mi: I'm Mi. » « Master Yu: He's Mi and I'm Yu. » « Detective James Carter: And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games! You, me? Everybody's ass around here! » « Detective James Carter: Sister we appreciate you doing this! » « Sister Agnes: My pleasure! » « Chief Inspector Lee: Sister Agnes please ask who sent him? » [asks in french] « French Assassin: [speaks french] « Sister Agnes: He says your both making a big mistake,that one day youll beg for mercy, he also said… » « Chief Inspector Lee: What? Oh please sister we have to know. » « Detective James Carter: There's lives at stake. » « Sister Agnes: Well he used the N word » « Detective James Carter: What? The N word you tell this little mother… » « Chief Inspector Lee: Carter, shes a nun. » « Detective James Carter: Sister you tell this piece of S word, that I will personally F word him up. » « French Assassin, Sister Agnes: [speaks french to assassin] [speaks french to sister Agnes] « Detective James Carter: Did he say negro? » « Sister Agnes: He used the N word, but this time he mentioned your grandmother. » « Detective James Carter: You tell him that his mama's an H. » « Chief Inspector Lee: Carter I believe whore is spelled with an W. » « Detective James Carter: Right W, and his sister's a W and his grandmama is a two bit W who makes double cause she got no teeth you tell him I said that. » « French Assassin, Sister Agnes: [speaks french to assassin] [speaks french to Sister Agnes] « Chief Inspector Lee: Did he say it again? » « Sister Agnes: No, this time he called this gentleman a word that means cat and another word that rhymes with maggot. » « Chief Inspector Lee: What? Well you can tell him hes a A.W. » « Detective James Carter: Ugh, Lee hole is spelled with an H. » « Sister Agnes: I have a dictionary upstairs. » « Chief Inspector Lee: Just call him an asshole! » « Sister Agnes: [assassin speaks french] He says you been both marked for death like Han and the girl. » « Detective James Carter: Well, for your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I'm half Chinese, baby! » « Chief Inspector Lee: If you're half Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, innit? » « Detective James Carter: Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement. »