Slugs

Quotes: « Frank Phillips: You don't have the authority to declare Happy Birthday! Not in this town! » « Mike Brady: Brady and I are going to go kill some man-eating slugs. But I tell you what, when I do get back, how about if we get naked and get crazy? » « Mike Brady: Sheriff, you don't mind if I smoke do you? » « Sheriff Reese: I sure as hell do, Brady. You can muck up your own lungs if you want but don't mess with mine, goddammit. » « Sheriff Reese: [Brady throws his cigarettes out the window] Today's your lucky day, Brady. » « Mike Brady: Oh really, why's that? » « Sheriff Reese: Littering's a $500 fine in this state, don't let me catch you doing it again. » « Mike Brady: Sheriff, you know what they found in those candies you're eating? Rat shit and maggot's eggs! » « Sheriff Reese: [Sheriff spits the candy out the window] Pfffttt! » « Mike Brady: Oh, now sheriff… littering! That's a $500 fine! » « Sheriff Reese: Son of a bitch. »