Stir Crazy

Quotes: « Skip Donahue: What are you doing? » « Harry Monroe: I'm gettin bad. You better get bad, Jack, 'cause if you ain't bad, you're gonna get fucked. » « Big Mean: Short ass son of a bitch, ain't you? » « Harry Monroe: [shaking] Oh, I'm a short son of a bitch. My father was a short son of a bitch too. My mother was shorter than him. And my brother was real short and we couldn't even see him. He was a short son of a bitch. » « Warden Walter Beatty: You're gonna represent Glenboro prison in the annual Top Hand-competition. Congratulations! » « Skip Donahue: Oh! Oh, my god! Warden! I can't do that! » « Warden Walter Beatty: What in the hell are you talking about…? » « Skip Donahue: Well, I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian! I can't have anything to do with the exploitation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave! » « Warden Walter Beatty: I don't believe you heard me correctly. This is very important to me! » « Skip Donahue: Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I make! Do you know that my soul is on the line here…? So let's just drop… » [looks up] « Skip Donahue: What? I said no. Whoa, I told him no! Ma, are you crazy, I have witnesses… All right, we'll talk about it in my cell! » [looks at the warden] « Skip Donahue: Uhm… I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden? » [looks up at the sky again, and walks off]