Super Troopers (2001)
Director:
Jay Chandrasekhar
Tagline:
« Altered State Police »
Actors:
College Boy 1
College Boy 2
College Boy 3
Rabbit
Thorny
Rating:
(119’440 votes)
(119’440 votes)
Quotes:
« Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."
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« Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
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« Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
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« Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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« Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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[as they offer the Captain their pistols]
[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
« Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
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« Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
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« Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
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« Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
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[Mac laughs – they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
« Larry Johnson: Sorry about the…
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« Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
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[the man hands him his license]
« Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
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[Mac ticks off two fingers]
« Larry Johnson: Sorry.
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[the man laughs a little]
« Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
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« Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
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« Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister… Larry Johnson?
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[pause]
« Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
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« Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
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« Foster: Am I saying meow?
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[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
« Larry Johnson: I thought…
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« Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
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[man laughs]
« Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
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« Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
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« Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
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[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
« Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
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[feigned anger]
« Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
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« Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
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« Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
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« Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
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[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
« Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
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« Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
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« Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
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« Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.
»
Trailer:
Super Troopers
Runtime:100 minutes
Plots:
Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime.
Thorny, Mac, Rabbit, Foster and Farva are Vermont state troopers out to have a good time. Stationed in a remote area near the Canadian border, the troopers, avid pranksters with an affinity for syrup, have a knack for screwing up on the job. But when budget cuts in the town of Spurbury threaten their livelihood and pit them against arch-rival Spurbury P.D., the five friends try to straighten up and fly right. That is, until a dead body is discovered and a possible drug ring is unearthed. The super troopers spring into action attempting to solve the crime, save their jobs, and outdo the local police department.
Welcome to Spurberry, Vermont. A small town that’s off of a 50 mile stretch of interstate. While the town may not be very well populated, it has two police departments – the serious local cops and the fun loving highway patrol department. The highway department may be in danger of being completely cut from the state budget, but that doesn’t stop its’ small group of officers from having fun on the job – whether it’s fooling speeders, making out with German tourists, or getting into fights at the local fast food joint. Under the guise of Captain John O’Hagan, officers Mac, Foster, Farva, Ramathorn, and the rookie Rabbit perform their jobs and with lots of free time to spare, while exploring other avenues not necessarily related to policing with predictably disastrous results. But now they’re presented with an opportunity to solve a real crime that’s being committed on their little stretch of highway. The local police and the highway police don’t get along but the highway police know that the local police are up to something, but they can’t quite put their finger on it. Thankfully with the help of an anonymous tipster and lots of beers they quickly put together the pieces of a real crime spree involving lots of drugs and a couple of murders that’s happening right under their very noses. Can they step up their game, solve the crime, and save their department?
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