The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course

The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (2002)
Director: John Stainton
Tagline: « His First Big-Screen Adventure! »
Actors:
Steve Irwin
Terri Irwin
Brozzie Drewitt
Sam Flynn
Robert Wheeler
Rating:  vote average (7’245 votes)
Quotes: « Steve Irwin: G'day! I'm Steve Irwin! You might know me as the Crocodile Hunter! Have a look at this little beauty, will ya? » [appears at the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios logo] « Steve Irwin: This is an African lion! Oh, I'm in no danger, he's become a Hollywood lion! He's been sitting in this MGM logo for 77 years! Tough job, mate. Of course, in my new movie, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, we make this bloke look like a real pussycat! Yeah, the lion may be the apex predator in Africa, but in Australia, crocs rule! Everything about Collision Course is big, REAL BIG! But there's one big problem… » [to the Lion] « Steve Irwin: It's you, mate! He's too tame! Come on, get out of there ya little devil! » [a crocodile now appears in the MGM logo] « Steve Irwin: Crikey! Now that's more like it! Steady, mate, steady… » « President George Walker Bush: [on the phone] You mean that guy in the Khaki Shorts? That dude from the Discovery Channel? » « Steve Irwin: [to the viewers, about the mission he and Terri have] Our job is to locate the croc, jump it, try and get it into the boat and then relocate it into a section of the river where it'll never run into a conflict with people again. Now, it's not the croc's fault. He doesn't come into our swimming pool. We're actually going into his. They're apex predators right at the top of the food chain and without crocodiles, the whole ecosystem would suffer. We've got to catch this croc. Otherwise, they'll shoot it dead and turn it into boots, bags and belts. »
Runtime:90 minutes
Plots: The Crocodile Hunter mistakes some CIA agents for poachers and sets out to stop them from capturing a wily croc which, unbeknownst to him, has swallowed a tracking drone. Aussie adventurer Steve Irwin aka The Crocodile Hunter has avoided the death-roll and nabbed another feisty croc, hoping to save it from poachers. What Steve doesn’t know is that the crocodile has innocently swallowed a top secret US satellite beacon, and the poachers are actually American special agents sent to retrieve it. Crikey! In the Outback and through the bush with his wife Terri’s ever-present commentary ringing out over the countryside (“That was a close one, Steve!”), the Crocodile Hunter is out to save the gorgeous croc and relocate him. It won’t be easy, but if he can handle bird-eating spiders and venomous snakes without getting bitten, gun-wielding agents shouldn’t be too much of a problem. Aussie adventurer Steve Irwin–a.k.a. “The Crocodile Hunter”–is out to save and relocate a gorgeous crocodile. What he doesn’t know is that the croc has innocently swallowed a top-secret U.S. satellite beacon, and some CIA agents have been sent to retrieve it. Steve mistakes the CIA agents for poachers and sets out to stop them from capturing the crocodile.

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