The Incredible Jessica James

Quotes: « Jessica James: What? » « Boone: I *really* like you. » « Jessica James: Yeah, Boone. Of course you do. Everyone does. I'm freaking dope. » « Boone: How do you pay your rent? » « Jessica James: I work at a non-profit in Hell's kitchen. I teach public school kids how to write and produce their own plays. » « Boone: So, how do you pay your rent? » « Tinder Guy: What should I have done? » « Jessica James: I don't know. Maybe just like… grab me by the shoulders and whisper something really sexy in my ear. » « Tinder Guy: Like what? » « Jessica James: Like… um, go… in the bathroom and take off your panties. I wanna smell 'em. » « Tinder Guy: And… and you would've done that if I told you to do that? » « Jessica James: Maybe. I don't know. There's a huge chance I would have just punched you in your ding-a-ling, but who knows? »