The Longest Yard (2005)
Director:
Peter Segal
Tagline:
« It was hard to put a team together… until they found out who they were playing. »
Actors:
Paul Crewe
Caretaker
Coach Nate Scarborough
Megget
Deacon Moss
Rating:
(212’634 votes)
(212’634 votes)
Quotes:
« Caretaker: Who we gonna crush?
»
« (prisoners team): The guards!
»
« Caretaker: Who we gonna kill?
»
« (prisoners team): The guards!
»
« Caretaker: Who we gonna kiss?
»
« Brucie: [shouting out loud all alone] The guards!
»
« Caretaker: [smile] Gotcha.
»
« Switowski: He broke-ded my nose
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« Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Let me try to fix that.
»
[Crewe fixes his nose]
« Switowski: How do I look?
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« Caretaker: Much better, like a young Michael Jackson.
»
« Switowski: I love little Michael.
»
« Cheeseburger Eddy: I knew you couldn't resist my shit! I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got that burgers that'll… I just got burgers.
»
Trailer:
The Longest Yard
Runtime:113 minutes
Plots:
Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.
Paul “Wrecking” Crewe was a revered football superstar back in his day, but that time has since faded. But when a messy drunk driving incident lands him in jail, Paul finds he was specifically requested by Warden Hazen (James Cromwell), a duplicitous prison official well aware of Paul’s athletic skills. Paul has been assigned the task of assembling a team of convicts, to square off in a big football game against the sadistic guards. With the help of fellow convict Caretaker, and an old legend named Nate Scarborough to coach, Crewe is ready for what promises to be a very interesting game. It’s only the warden and the guards who have no idea who or what they’re up against, with Paul the driving force behind the new team.
A group of male prisoners form a gridiron team to play against the guards in a huge match that will be seen by multiple people. As they get ready, the warden tries everything that he can to get into the heads of the prisoners and make them lose the match.
