The Wind in the Willows

Quotes: « The Judge: Before I pass sentence, will the jury care to find him guilty? » « Rat: Wait. One of those wabbits is a weasel. » « Chief Weasel: No I'm not. I'm a rabbit! » « The Judge: [to the jury] Is he a rabbit? » « Chief Weasel: [whispers] Say I'm a rabbit. » [Rabbits all nod, say "Rabbit" and stroke their long ears] « Rat: That weasel is never a wabbit! » « The Judge: Would the prosecution like add something? » « The Prosecution Counsel: No, Your Honour. But I would like to wag my finger at the accused a few times. » « The Judge: Go ahead. » [Prosecution walks over importantly and tut-tuts Toad] « Motor car salesman: Mr Toad owes me… money. » [grins] « Badger: May I make a proposition? » « Motor car salesman: We're always open to a deal… » « Badger: If you remove these machines forthwith, I promise not to insert one portion of them into any part of your anatomy… »