TMNT

Quotes: « Raphael: [Leonardo has knocked off the Nightwatcher's helmet, and reveals that the Nightwatcher is actually Raphael. Ralpael mule-kicks him away from him] You are SO smug, y'know that? You think the world revolves around you, don't ya; that we couldn't possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh? Well, I've got a newsflash for ya: we got along just fine without you! » « Leonardo: Oh, and THIS qualifies as "just fine?" Dressing up like it's Halloween every night? Risking the safety of our family? I mean, come on! What were you thinking? » « Raphael: Don't push it, Leo. You can't leave home and come back expectin' us to fall in line again, like your little soldiers. » « Leonardo: HEY, I was TRAINING. Training to be a better leader! For you! Why do you hate me for that? » « Raphael: And whoever said I wanted to be led? I'm better off callin' my own shots now, get used to it! » « Leonardo: YOU AREN'T READY. You're impatient, and hot-tempered, and more importantly… » [sternly] « Leonardo: I'm better than you. » « Raphael: [laughs coldly] Oh, ya know something, big brother? » [pulls out his sais] « Raphael: I'd have to disagree with you on that one. » [he gets into a stance] « Leonardo: Don't do this, Raph. » « Raphael: I'm done takin' orders. » [Leo draws his swords and the fight renews] « Michelangelo: I have nightmares about birthday parties. » « Donatello: [helping various customers] Sir? Sir. Sir. Did you turn the computer on? Have you plugged it in? Yeah, that would help. No, I'm not playing hard to get. I'm telling you, sir, it's not that kind of phone line. I'm not your enemy. I'm just Donnie, your friendly IT tech support here to help you 24-hours a day, sir. Yeah, I'm sorry. Ma'am! »