Ted (2012)
Director:
Seth MacFarlane
Tagline:
« Ted is coming. »
Actors:
John Bennett
Lori Collins
Ted
Rex
Donny
Genre:
Comedy
Rating:
(714’483 votes)
(714’483 votes)
Quotes:
« John: We have been dating for four years tomorrow.
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« Ted: Fuck me! Nice!
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« John: Let me ask you something. You don't think she's gonna be expecting something big, do you?
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« Ted: What? Like anal?
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« John: [Imitating Ted] Hey Johnny, I just had a great idea. Let's go get drunk and puke on cars on the overpass.
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« Ted: Oh, come on! I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin!
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« Ted: [Ted and Tami-Lynn grunting and moaning] Stick your finger in the loop of my tag!
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« Frank: You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public.
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« Ted: I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
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« Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
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« Ted: You got a lot of problems, don't ya?
»
Trailer:
Greenband Version
Runtime:106 minutes
Plots:
A man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true must now decide whether that friendship is more important to him than his girlfriend.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.
A man who, as a boy, dreamy good stuff teddy bear was real has his wish come true.. only it’s happened 30 years too late, for the now grown John Bennett is in a quandary between choosing either the relationship with his girlfriend or his relationship with the bear.
